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“I wasn’t. Not specifically. I was wondering if he was active in politics generally?”

  “How can a Copt be active in politics generally?”

  The Copts, although the direct descendants of the Egyptians of the pharaohs, were now in a minority in Egypt. They numbered less than a million. There were over eight million Moslems. Since before the days of the Mamelukes Egypt had been a Moslem country. Successive sultans, and the generals who had governed Egypt for them, had not even thought of sharing their rule with the Copts, nor had more recent khedives seen any reason to depart from that tradition. Even the new Western-style political parties which were springing up had restricted Coptic participation.

  “You know what I mean,” said Owen. “Behind the scenes.”

  But although Copts had been effectively excluded from direct participation in government they participated indirectly in very considerable measure. They were prominent in the civil service. Indeed, you could almost say that the civil service was run by them. Even in what was called in other countries parliamentary politics they were not without influence. They were energetic and skilful lobbyists. One thing they were not, thought Owen, was inactive in politics.

  “I know what you mean.” Nikos caved in, having made his point. “No, he is not. He confines his public activities to church work, of which he does a lot.”

  “The Mar Girgis?”

  “Yes. That’s right.”

  “What sort of church is it?”

  “Fundamentalist. Conservative. Ascetic.”

  “That figures.”

  “Yes,” said Nikos, “he’s like that, too.”

  “Anything else?”

  “A prominent figure in the local Coptic community. Name any committee and he’s on it. Any list of subscriptions and he’s at the top.”

  “Where does he get the money?”

  “He’s a businessman. Soft fruit, raisins, grapes, that sort of thing. He imports them and exports them. His main place of business is really Alexandria, though he prefers to live in Cairo himself, which is where his family have always lived and where his father built up the family business.”

  “His father is dead?”

  “Yes. He’d been in ailing health for some years. He suffered badly in one of the massacres.”

  “Massacres?”

  “Of the Copts. By the Moslems.”

  “I see.”

  “Yes,” said Nikos, “I thought you would.”

  Among the papers which Nikos had brought in were the office accounts. These made gloomy reading. They were still some weeks from the end of the financial year and already Owen was almost spent up. He decided he would have to see Garvin about it. Garvin was the Commandant of the Cairo Police and although not formally Owen’s superior was the man he in practice reported to. Garvin had very good links with the Consul-General.

  He was also the person in whose budget, for administrative convenience, Owen’s accounts were included, so any application for an increase would have to be cleared with him.

  Owen was not expecting any difficulty. The Mamur Zapt’s budget was relatively small and the work important. Since Cromer’s time, however, the Ministry of Finance had been sticklers for financial probity and formal permission would definitely have to be obtained. The British Consul General had been brought in specifically to clear up the Egyptian financial mess and by the time he had left, two years ago, the Government’s accounts had been transformed. Some were saying, the new English Liberal MPs among them, that Britain’s work in Egypt was now completed and that there was no excuse for them staying further. It had, after all, been thirty years.

  Before going to Garvin, however, Owen was anxious to check the accounts. A previous Mamur Zapt had been dismissed for corruption not so long previously that Owen could afford to ignore criticism. He was deep in calculations when the phone rang.

  It was one of the Consul-General’s aides, a personal friend of his.

  “Hello,” said Paul, “I was trying to get you earlier but you were out. I need some help.”

  “Yes?”

  “Visitors. Important ones. Ones who need special handling.”

  “So?”

  “I at once thought of you.”

  “No,” said Owen. “Definitely not. Much too busy. Quite out of the question. No.”

  “It is not I alone who thinks so. The Consul-General thinks so too.”

  “You put the idea in his head.”

  “We reviewed the possibilities together. I may have suggested there was a need for some dexterity. Political dexterity.”

  “You rotten sod.”

  “I have your interests at heart. Also my own. We don’t want this to go wrong.”

  “I’m sorry. I’ve got more important things to do.”

  “You haven’t. This has priority. So says the Consul-General.”

  “Bloody hell! I’ve got a lot on just now.”

  “Then put a lot off.”

  “Who the hell are these visitors?”

  “You only need to bother about one of them. Well, let’s say one and a half. He has a niece with him. He, John Postlethwaite, is one of the new intake of Liberal MPs and has chosen to make a speciality of Egypt. This is because none of the other committees would have him. Retrenchment, reform and Bolton’s backyard is all he really knows about. Oh, and accounts. He took Cromer to task over his and made something of a name for himself. That’s what gave him the idea. Of specializing in Egypt, I mean. He wants to come out and see things at first hand. The accounts, that is.”

  “McPhee sounds just the man for this,” said Owen, selling the Assistant Commandant down the river without a qualm.

  “McPhee? Not in a million years. This is out of his class. This is a delicate exercise, boyo, and not for the McPhees of this world. Haven’t you been listening? We need someone with some political sense. This is important, I keep telling you. There’s a lot at stake. My job for a start. Yours too, probably. It’s not trivial stuff like The End of Empire, Egypt’s Manifest Destiny, or England’s Moral Mission to Confuse the World. Christ, did I say that? I’m going to have to watch my step for the next two months.”

  “Two months? For Christ’s sake, I can’t spend that amount of time.”

  “You can do other things as well,” said Paul magnanimously.

  “I’m afraid so,” said Garvin.

  “But it’s going to take up hours,” Owen complained. “Just when I’m especially busy.”

  “What are you busy on?”

  Owen told him about the dog. Garvin, knowledgeable in the ways of Egypt, took it seriously.

  “Christ!” he said. “If you don’t sort that out quickly they’ll be at each other’s throats.”

  “So I can concentrate on that and get someone else to look after Postlethwaite?”

  “You can concentrate on that and still look after Postlethwaite. Don’t spend too much time on him, that’s all.”

  As Owen went out, Garvin said: “You’d better get it sorted out by the twenty-fifth.”

  “Why?”

  “That’s the Coptic Easter Monday. It’s also the day when the Moslems have a Moulid for some local saint or other. I think they do it just to be awkward. The problem is to keep the processions apart, because of course if they run into each other there’s all kinds of trouble, especially if things are a bit tense between them anyway. But that’s not till the twenty-fifth. You’ll have it all sorted out by then. I hope.”

  CHAPTER 2

  In deference to the susceptibilities of Moslem guests, the reception took the form of an English tea. The setting was appropriate. Once guests had been received and presented to the Consul-General’s wife, they passed out onto the beautiful Residency lawns. There, among the herbaceous borders, the great coloured splashes of bignonia, bougainvillaea and clerodendrons, the rose-gardens and the citrus grove, they were served with tiny cucumber sandwiches and cups of tea by immaculate white-turbanned waiters. No alcohol was served, and the redfaced, heavy-jowled senior army officers
had to grit their teeth and wait for the hour of their release.

  The arrangement suited the Member of Parliament for Warrington since he was a Nonconformist, a teetotaller and a Liberal, all three of which characteristics he assumed, correctly, to be rare in army officers, especially in Egypt, which he seemed to confuse with the land of Sodom and Gomorrah. He kept a stern eye open for evidence of possible depravity in any young officer who approached his niece and Owen was glad that he had decided to appear at the reception in mufti.

  It also helped that Owen was Welsh. Wales was, of course, a stronghold of Liberalism and Nonconformity and, slightly uneasy among all this exoticism, John Postlethwaite fell back on the things he was familiar with, which included, he thought, Owen.

  “I’ll want to see everything, mind,” he warned Owen. “No pulling the wool over my eyes.”

  “I’ll want to see everything too, Captain Owen,” his niece said, “although, of course, they may not be the same things.”

  “The accounts,” said John Postlethwaite.

  “Egypt,” said his niece.

  So far, Owen had not been able to make out Miss Postlethwaite. For one thing, he couldn’t see her, since she had disappeared almost entirely under a huge sunbonnet. She had none of the racy, quasi-emancipated slang of the other girls and he might have taken her altogether for a shrinking Nonconformist violet had he not once caught a very sharp eye appraising him carefully from under the bonnet.

  “We might even be able to make a start on the accounts now,” he said, and led them over to an Egyptian he knew slightly who worked in the Ministry of Finance. The Egyptian took in the politics of the situation in a flash and moved smoothly into diplomatic conversation with the MP. Within seconds both were deep in technical matters.

  “That’s the accounts taken care of,” said Jane Postlethwaite. “What about me?”

  “What would you like to see?”

  “Cairo,” said Jane. “You can start this evening.”

  Mr. Postlethwaite looked up uneasily.

  “We already have an engagement for this evening, my dear,” he protested.

  “That is not an engagement,” said Jane. “It is merely something laid on by the hotel.”

  “Nevertheless-”

  “You can go to that, Uncle John. I shall be quite safe with Captain Owen.”

  Both uncle and niece were captured shortly afterwards by the Consul-General’s wife and Owen was left alone for a moment with the Egyptian.

  “What are you busy with just now?” asked Ramses Bey, who knew what Owen’s work was.

  “Copts and Moslems.”

  “As usual,” said Ramses, who was himself a Copt.

  “Is it as usual?” asked Owen.

  Ramses gave him a sideways glance.

  “Well,” he said, “that’s an interesting question.”

  “I was hoping you were going to tell me if there was anything that might be making it unusual.”

  “I don’t think I shall be telling you anything,” said Ramses.

  He stretched out a hand for a passing cucumber sandwich. The waiter lifted the tray towards him. Between them a sandwich fell to the ground. Before either could move, a dark shape darted between them, scooped up the sandwich and flew off to the far end of the garden where McPhee, the Assistant Commandant, was locked in conversation with a rather intense Egyptian.

  “These damned hawks,” said Ramses. He caught sight of McPhee.

  “Shall we rescue your colleague?” he suggested. “He looks as if he might need it.”

  McPhee glanced up with relief as they approached.

  “Just the man!” he said to Owen. “Sesostris Bey feels that not enough is being done to protect the Coptic community. Have you met? Captain Cadwallader-”

  Owen winced. He tried to keep his middle name hidden under a bushel.

  “-Owen,” McPhee concluded with relish. He had a soft spot for legendary Celtic names, however dubious the descendancy. “The Mamur Zapt.”

  “The Mamur Zapt?” Sesostris looked at Owen sharply. “Yes, indeed.”

  Both Copts were small, spare men and both wore modern European suits; but whereas Ramses dressed with elegance and even a touch of dash, Sesostris wore his with severe Coptic sobriety.

  “Why do you feel that not enough is being done to protect the Coptic community?” asked Owen.

  There was no hesitation about Sesostris. He plunged at once into a catalogue of grievances, wrongs which the Moslems had allegedly committed against the Copts. Most of them were trivial. A shop had been broken into here, stones thrown there. People had been jostled in the market or spat on on their way to church. A few incidents were more serious. Solitary individuals had been set upon by gangs of Moslem youths and beaten up. A prayer meeting had been disrupted. Owen made a mental note to check up on these. The list culminated, as he had half-expected it would, with the business about the dog.

  “Ah! The dog! Yes,” he murmured. Over Sesostris’s shoulder he saw Ramses cock a quizzical eye.

  “It is no light matter,” said Sesostris sharply. “We will not allow our dead to be insulted.”

  “There may have been no insult,” said Owen.

  “Ah yes,” said Sesostris. “I have heard of your theory.”

  “I have no theory yet. I am merely checking possibilities.”

  “Do not check too long,” said Sesostris.

  Ramses placed a restraining hand on Sesostris’s sleeve.

  “Surely Captain Owen is right to check,” he protested. “There has been far too much precipitate action between Copt and Moslem.”

  “You would naturally think so.”

  “Why would Ramses Bey naturally think so?” asked Owen.

  “Because he has taken sides.”

  “I work for the Government, if that’s what you mean.”

  “Copts have always worked for the Government,” said Owen. “With their industry and talent it is a natural thing to do.”

  “Whoever governs Egypt, we do,” said Ramses.

  “No, you don’t!” said Sesostris, turning on him. “You merely think you do. It is our big mistake. By working with the Government we support it. We should work against it.”

  “Should you?” asked Owen.

  “Yes,” said Sesostris fiercely. “I know what you think, Captain Owen. You want what the British want. Power, and a quiet life. It is what every conqueror of Egypt has wanted. For two thousand years we Copts have worked with every government. And for two thousand years every government has been that of an invader. Perhaps it is time we changed our tactics.”

  “Enjoy what you have,” said Owen, “or you might lose it.”

  Sesostris smiled wintrily.

  “Threaten the Moslems, Captain Owen, not me. Or your life may not be quiet.”

  He walked off.

  McPhee spluttered indignantly.

  “Nasty fellow,” he said. Then he caught Ramses’s eye, went red in the face and began to apologize profusely.

  Ramses laughed and patted McPhee’s arm.

  “Don’t worry,” he said. “You’re not the only one who finds him difficult.”

  The three of them walked back slowly to the centre of the lawn where the majority of the guests had congregated. A little knot had gathered around the Consul-General. Most of them were ministers. One of them, recently appointed in a reshuffle by the Khedive, and known to Owen, greeted him as he came up. Owen returned the greeting.

  “And how is your son getting on, Nuri Pasha?” he asked.

  The son was in France; for the benefit of his health.

  Nuri Pasha raised eyes heavenwards. “At least he’s a long way away,” he said.

  “And how is my daughter, Captain Owen?” he asked in return.

  Jane Postlethwaite, standing nearby, turned her face slightly under her sunbonnet.

  “Quite well, thank you, sir,” Owen replied. “I rather expected she would be here.”

  He scanned the crowd but Zeinab was nowhere to be seen.r />
  “She has a mind of her own,” said Nuri. “Fortunately.”

  He was pulled back into the inner circle.

  “He might not be here for long,” said Ramses. “The word is that another reshuffle is on the cards.”

  A man detached himself from the circle and made his way familiarly into the Residency.

  “That could be the man to watch,” said Ramses. “He has done very well in our ministry. The Consul-General likes him.”

  “Who is he?”

  “Patros Bey.”

  A Copt.

  McPhee had told Owen that there was a gathering of the Zikr that night so he thought he would take Miss Postlethwaite to it to show her some local colour.

  “The Zikr are a sort of sect, Miss Postlethwaite,” he explained. “Moslem, of course. The name refers to their practice of repeating the name of God, Allah, innumerable times.”

  “It sounds very interesting,” said Miss Postlethwaite doubtfully.

  Owen laughed.

  “That’s not all there is to it. They whirl and dance and eat fire and that sort of thing. Sometimes they stick knives in themselves. In fact, they used to carry things to such an extreme that a few years ago the Government was obliged to step in and ban the most excessive practices.”

  “Did they accept the ban?”

  “More or less. You see, it was done with the support of their Grand Mufti-the religious leader so far as ecclesiastical law is concerned-who thought that the whole thing had become too self-indulgent.”

  “Sticking knives in themselves is self-indulgent?”

  “In theological terms, yes, apparently.”

  Miss Postlethwaite was silent for some time. Then she asked: “Are you a theologian, Captain Owen?”

  “I will introduce you to my colleague, Mr. McPhee, the Assistant Commandant of the Cairo Police, who has a great interest in local theology and religious customs. However,” said Owen, who did not feel that this line was particularly promising, “there will also be snake-charmers, acrobats, jugglers, that sort of thing, which I hope you will find equally interesting.”

  Well before they reached the place where the Zikr were assembled they heard the sound of drumming and tambourines and as they came into the square they saw that the Zikr had already begun their chanting. There were about thirty of them, sitting cross-legged upon matting in the centre of the square, forming a kind of oblong ring. In the middle of the ring were three very large wax candles, each about four feet high and stuck in a low candlestick. In their light the Zikr could be seen clearly, staring at the flames, swinging their heads and bodies in time to the music, and chanting repeatedly “La ilaha ilia Allah-there is no god but God.”